Doomness. Jitterbug
Once upon a time there was a grue named Jitterbug caught Herpes. Jitterbug loved many things but expecialy mouldy oysters with ketchup. One day Jitterbug slauthered himself. Meanwhile he listened to socks playing saw while masturbating. It sounded rather disturbing in (mali)fact, reminding him of a chaos warrior eating respectively four types of cheez! Jitterbug wanted 27, but he got distracted when Hitler crashed into Jitterbug with his Hit'o'bile. It caused a landslide in north Ulthuan where Santa Claus seduced children and took their virginity and their pubic hair, ate the children and sticky goo. Meanwhile back in Jitterbugs home Arbaal sang a hymn he was quite furious and stuff. Soon after he felt big rasmates of elbows teletubies. It was very painful for cows because of the -*test*-('")icle aids contracted from rabid squirrels of Dark Doomness. Jitterbug