Once upon a time there was a grue named Jitterbug caught Herpes. Jitterbug loved many things but expecialy mouldy oysters with ketchup. One day Jitterbug slauthered himself. Meanwhile he listened to socks playing saw while masturbating. It sounded rather disturbing in (mali)fact, reminding him of a chaos warrior eating respectively four types of cheez! Jitterbug wanted 27, but he got distracted when Hitler crashed into Jitterbug with his Hit'o'bile. It caused a landslide in north Ulthuan where Santa Claus seduced children and took their virginity and their pubic hair,ate the children and sticky goo. Meanwhile back in Jitterbugs home Arbaal sang a hymn he was quite furious and stuff. Soon after he felt big rasmates of elbows teletubies. It was very painful for cows because of the -*test*-('")icle aids contracted from rabid squirrels of Dark Doomness. Jitterbug saw a very large axe pointing towards his miniscule nail. He cried towards his font type and said: "THIS FONT SUCKS MY UBER TEEENY SIMS GAME OF DOOM WITH CHIPS AND MAMA.” Then he gave up and went bollux towards mum with an elephant grinder and puts his massive uber Axe beside her. The elephant runs towards a passing goat with humongous feet and a large wart. The goat milked cheese and drank pharmacist's pee with lemon and radioactive sugar spoons, orc vomit and potatos. However he throws up a pie seasoned with feline excrement and pee which ghandi had previously masturbated the goat for. Then Jitterbug was aroused by the khorne lord of gruesome death and extreme defecation to tie an awkward flamingo bowel of doom! After that he considered killing himself with shears which were used for castrating many allergic orphans in their very cramped dicks. Jitterbug however decided to troll upon the bridge which contained Yoda eating cheesy dinosaur kidneys which exploded and then he died very terrible things happened when this thumbnail hitted God. Angrily God decided to cuddle your wife and then be very annoyed with your wife and her previously unknown hamster horse that couldn't stand the ludicrously massive piece of donkey muffin that suddenly exploded into Ragnarok and giant geese of dolphins and some PENIS shavers that were soft and good looking as a Griker with a teddybear then a big black beaver came and hit the teddybear over Grikers tiny, little balls and they got eaten by a dwarf with huge appetite and a cookie but then a priest raped him because Bezerek loved Malifact utterly and kissed his tiny penis ...NOT! Anyways he went to the penis factory and bought a new model of the large version of my uber nuclear powered AIDS machine. With a big silencer that exploded to smithereens and killed all the grues that inhabited my very tiny, quite undelicate disused girlfriend that was too horny to match. Grikers potency was lacking because previously he masturbated and failed to please himself and so he was very happy with the results. Meanwhile, he put cinderella on Jitterbugs girlfriend who got masacred by the strangest albino wafer that chuck norris has made with a nunchaku with a nuclear core. Chuck Norris is GOD. Then Jitterbug crawled into the gaping anal opening you perv of Doom. From whence came many gingerbread men armed with giant candy-canes and dog-tags. They slayed the declaration of independence upon hearing the view that gays like Malifact love man-things. The declaration of war exceeded the desire of gay sex with malifact and Sherbet who didnt who couldn't be gay due to his massive boobs which het Sherbet who is a prick very gay but awesome as shit like Griker caused Mrs. Sherbet aka Mrs. OMFGSHEISSOOOOOHAWT death. Jitterbug loves everyone, but Sherbet died terribly in a pre-depression suicide-spree that ended when he shockingly killed himself in an amazingly weirdo manner that involved lots of scalpel pisscakes and juicy blood-soaked napkins that smelt like Sherbet's pee-pee place: Yummy, fragrant and chlamydia-ridden like Ragnarok. Sherbet died again. Jitterbug ate Sherbert's cake made of lovely, tasty shit that biologically hopped from Sherbert's kitty which was eaten by Ragnarok. Jitterbug
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