God. Angrily

God decided

to cuddle

your wife

and then

be very

annoyed with

your wife Thought I's be nice to Griker and do this myself (unbelievably annoying when you accidentily close a window instead of minimising it isnt it?: :evil: ): The parts in bold are new Once upon a time there was a grue named Jitterbug caught Herpes. Jitterbug loved many things but expecialy mouldy oysters with ketchup. One day Jitterbug slauthered himself. Meanwhile he listened to socks playing saw while masturbating. It sounded rather disturbing in (mali)fact, reminding him of a chaos warrior eating respectively four types of cheez! Jitterbug wanted 27, but he got distracted when Hitler crashed into Jitterbug with his Hit'o'bile. It caused a landslide in north Ulthuan where Santa Claus seduced children and took their virginity and their pubic hair, ate the children and sticky goo. Meanwhile back in Jitterbugs home Arbaal sang a hymn he was quite furious and stuff. Soon after he felt big rasmates of elbows teletubies. It was very painful for cows because of the testicle aids contracted from rabid squirrels of Dark Doomness. Jitterbug saw a very large axe pointing towards his miniscule nail. He cried towards his font type and said: "THIS FONT SUCKS MY UBER TEEENY SIMS GAME OF DOOM WITH CHIPS AND MAMA.” Then he gave up and went bollux towards mum with an elephant grinder and puts his massive uber Axe beside her. The elephant runs towards a passing goat with humongous feet and a large wart. The goat milked cheese and drank pharmacist's pee with lemon and radioactive sugar spoons, orc vomit and potatos. However he throws up a pie seasoned with feline excrement and pee which ghandi had previously masturbated the goat for. Then Jitterbug was aroused by the khorne lord of gruesome death and extreme defecation to tie an awkward flamingo bowel of doom! After that he considered killing himself with shears which were used for castrating many allergic orphans in their very cramped dicks. Jitterbug however decided to troll upon the bridge which contained Yoda eating cheesy dinosaur kidneys which exploded (Sith's kicked?) and then he died very terrible things happened when this thumbnail hitted God. Angrily God decided to cuddle your wife and then be very annoyed with your wife

and her

previously unknown

hamster horse

with aids (THANK YOU sherbert... i couldn't be arsed doin that meself ^^.. )

That couldn't (well from now on can people please try to make sure that theres one every two pages to make it easier for us all)

stand the

ludicrously massive