to tie

an awkward

flamingo bowel

of doom!

After that

he considered

killing himself

with shears

which were

used for

castrating many

allergic orphans

in their

very cramped

dicks. Jitterbug Once upon a time there was a grue named Jitterbug caught Herpes. Jitterbug loved many things but expecialy mouldy oysters with ketchup. One day Jitterbug slauthered himself. Meanwhile he listened to socks playing saw while masturbating. It sounded rather disturbing in (mali)fact, reminding him of a chaos warrior eating respectively four types of cheez! Jitterbug wanted 27, but he got distracted when Hitler crashed into Jitterbug with his Hit'o'bile. It caused a landslide in north Ulthuan where Santa Claus seduced children and took their virginity and their pubic hair, ate the children and sticky goo. Meanwhile back in Jitterbugs home Arbaal sang a hymn he was quite furious and stuff. Soon after he felt big rasmates of elbows teletubies. It was very painful for cows because of the testicle aids contracted from rabid squirrels of Dark Doomness. Jitterbug saw a very large axe pointing towards his miniscule nail. He cried towards his font type and said: "THIS FONT SUCKS MY UBER TEEENY SIMS GAME OF DOOM WITH CHIPS AND MAMA.” Then he gave up and went bollux towards mum with an elephant grinder and puts his massive uber Axe beside her. The elephant runs towards a passing goat with humongous feet and a large wart. The goat milked cheese and drank pharmacist's pee with lemon and radioactive sugar spoons, orc vomit and potatos. However he throws up a pie seasoned with feline excrement and pee which ghandi had previously masturbated the goat for. Then Jitterbug was aroused by the khorne lord of gruesome death and extreme defecation to tie an awkward flamingo bowel of doom! After that he considered killing himself with shears which were used for castrating many allergic orphans in their very cramped dicks. Jitterbug OOC: Omfg you owe me one.. That shit took years ^^